Gather Round And Let Me Teach You The Most Valuable Skill I Know In 5 Days…

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Gary Halbert (this guy==>) had a dream.

He was in the mail order business and wanted to create a letter he could send to every address in the phone book and make money.

It was the 1980s, and fancy new computers now let you personalize each letter to look like it was sent directly to “Mr. Stevens,” “Mrs. Jones,” and so on.

This was a huge deal at the time because mail order offers used to start with “Dear Future Real Estate Mogul” or something equally cheesy. People would throw them right in the trash. But having your actual name on the page was a real attention-grabber at the time.

So what did this letter sell? It began like this:

Dear Mr. Ward,

 

Did you know that your family name was recorded with a coat-of-arms in ancient heraldic archives more than seven centuries ago?

My husband and I discovered this while doing some research for some friends of ours who have the same last name as you do. 

We’ve had an artist recreate the coat-of-arms exactly as described in the ancient records. This drawing, along with other information about the name, has been printed up into an attractive one-page report.

The letter was less than a full page and asked people to send $2 for this report about their family’s crest and its history.

The evil genius of this approach was that it :

(1) Gave people something with a high perceived value for free
(2) Got a large percentage of them to respond to the small “foot in the door” offer; and
(3) Opened the door to a ton of “back end” products to sell based on their family name.

So hmmmmm, what else could we sell these people?

A framed poster of the family crest?

Family crest coffee cups?

Beer steins?

In fact, this letter even spawned a travel business.  They would get groups of O’Donnell’s, Fitzpatricks, etc all together and go to visit Ireland or wherever their family name originated from. In other words:

They Got People Who Didn’t Even Know Each Other To Go On “Family Reunions”

The campaign was a smashing success. In the words of Halbert, it was:

“…the most widely-mailed sales letter in the world with more than 600 million copies mailed. That family crest letter built an organization that needed 700 employees to keep it going… and…40 of those employees were needed just to make the bank deposits!”

The skill that Gary Halbert used to create this business empire from a 354 word letter is called copywriting.

But to be honest, I dislike that word because it can be confusing.

When I tell people I’m a copywriter they usually think it has something to do with copyrights and I should apply to law school. The term is just not that well known outside of certain limited circles.

Copywriting is really just the psychology of writing words that compel the reader to get off their butt and do something:

To subscribe to your email list

To come to your poker game

To give to your nonprofit

To buy your product

To form a habit

and so on…

Interestingly, there is a right way and a wrong way to do this. For decades, marketers have tracked the response rates from different types of headlines, offers, styles of writing, even tiny details like fonts and colors.

And, over the years, a simple set of rules has emerged to help anyone dramatically increase the effectiveness of their persuasive writing.

Do you see how this is a massively valuable skill that will help many areas of your life even if you aren’t selling anything?

Is this a skill you’d like to have?

If so, read on…

Here’s What I Got

There are a ton of lessons and resources for learning copywriting. Some are free. Some are thousands of dollars. And some you can’t buy anymore.

And I’ve spent the last few years really nerding out on this stuff, testing it on my businesses, and seeing what works and what doesn’t.

I have created something I call Will’s Copywriting Bootcamp. It’s a series of 5 short lessons that give you the basics of copywriting. The goal is to make your emails, sales pitches, Facebook posts, etc all dramatically more effective.

I’ve broken everything up into 5 chunks that get sent to you every day by email.

So sign up, watch your inbox, read each email, and you should see a massive improvement in your ability to write persuasively in just 5 days.

Here’s What It Will Do For You

In this free course, you will learn:

Day 1: The exact mindset you must adopt to compel people to take action. (And a little mental trick to help with this.)

Day 2: How to pick who to sell to. (Most people forget these 3 “duh” questions that would let them eliminate most people who will never pay or who aren’t a good fit for you.)

Day 3: The single most important element of any action-getting message. (And 5 templates you can steal.)

Day 4: A simple four-step formula that takes your reader by the hand and gently pulls them all the way down to the “buy now” button.

Day 5: What tugboats can teach you about selling higher priced ($500+) products and services.

Here’s What To Do Next

To get Will’s Copywriting Bootcamp, just enter your email in the box below and click “Enlist!”

You’ll get an email to confirm your signup.

Click it to confirm, and I’ll start sending you the lessons one-by-one.



The 7 Crack Commandments Of Learning Arabic

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By Will Ward

Cairo, Egypt — 11pm — About 9 years ago

“3ayz aru7 el-mat3m” I repeated to the cab driver, getting more frustrated as he cruised around the city.

I was a few weeks into my summer course in Arabic at the American University in Cairo. It was my first time studying the language and my parents were coming to visit.

They were landing that night. I was supposed to meet them at the airport outside customs. I had lost track of time at a bar with some friends when I realized it was time to head to the airport.

We had been driving around for half an hour but it didn’t look like we were on a going-to-the-airport kind of road.

El-mat3m” I repeated, making the motion of a plane landing on my arm. “Ahhh el-Mataar — ze airbort” said the cab driver, grasping now what the frantic, slightly tipsy American wanted.

I later realized I had spent 30 minutes telling my driver to “take me to the restaurant” and, he was (sort of) trying to oblige me by driving around Cairo in circles. I don’t know – maybe he was hoping we would randomly hit the right restaurant.

The Awful Truth About How To Learn Arabic

From my experience, it takes 3 to 5 years of hard study to become practically useful at Arabic. What do I mean by “practically useful”?

  • Able to read a newspaper article without having to look up most key words
  • Able to have more than a basic conversation beyond the cab driver back-and-forth

So if you are counting on taking a couple college courses and calling it a day, you’re probably wasting your time unless your objective is to be able to order falafel sandwiches (or you were a “false beginner” like my wife who grew up speaking it at home).

In fact, I have seen people at advanced levels of academic Arabic struggle to order a bottle of water. (Confusingly, the word for “bottle” and how you pronounce “water” vary greatly from place to place.)

Since that night in Cairo (btw, my parents gave up on me and ended up getting a cab on their own) I’ve gotten a masters degree in Middle Eastern studies, lived in Egypt for 2 years, spent time in Syria, Lebanon, Libya, and Morocco, and now run an English Arabic translation company.

But I still hesitate to say that I “know” Arabic. While I am able to read and write fusha (Modern Standard Arabic) I would sound like an idiot if I had to go on a TV debate show. And while I am comfortable with the local dialects in Egypt or Syria, I had no idea what was going on in Libya.

Arabic is constantly humbling and one of those things that is always humbling and if you are lucky and work hard, your learning curve will look something like this:

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Why Arabic Is Hard

Many people think the unfamiliar alphabet and the fact that it’s written right-to-left makes learning Arabic so challenging.

But the alphabet is the least of your worries. It takes just a week or two to learn it and there are a lot of good tools and apps out there to help you. The really hard things for English speakers are:

Sounds: Arabic has at least 7 sounds that do not appear anywhere in English: ع ض ص ط ظ ق ح. This video I found has a good explanation of them (don’t get distracted by his epic beard. Okay do, it’s fine):

Diglossia: This is a concept that doesn’t really exist in English. It means that Arabic has two main registers. Each register has its own grammar rules, pronunciation and vocabulary for common words – a high (fusha, or Modern Standard Arabic) and a colloquial (amiyya, or regional dialect). If you are reading a newspaper, writing a constitution or delivering a formal speech you will be operating in fusha. If you are talking with your friends and family or ordering in a restaurant you will be using amiyya. This is a huge topic, but the important thing for language learners is that university Arabic classes focus on fusha which is seen as more prestigious and professionally useful. The problem is that people in the “real world” don’t speak formal Arabic. So when you show up the the Arab world after a few years of academic Arabic and try to rent a flat using fusha people will look at you like you’re speaking Shakespearian English in Tony Soprano’s New Jersey.

Dialects: Not only will you have to learn the high and low Arabic to be considered fully proficient, but the colloquial Arabic differs from country to country. So after you have learned that the word for “table” (and it’s these day-to-day words that change the most) is tawilah in MSA but tarabeza in Egyptian, be prepared to get strange looks in Iraq because there they call it a mayz in certain places…

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Map of Arabic Dialects

Grammar: I am not a linguistics geek and don’t have a lot of the vocabulary to explain exactly why Arabic grammar is hard. But suffice it to say that you will be spending a good deal of time with charts like the one below, especially if you are learning at a place that is big on grammar-translation in their teaching style.

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So Without Further Ado …

Will’s Seven Commandments Of Learning Arabic

I often get asked for advice on learning Arabic so I’m compiling my usual sermon here so I can write it once and be done with it. Your suggestions and additions are welcome. This is what has worked for me but of course your mileage may vary…

1.  Don’t Sprint.

Learning Arabic is jumping into the ocean not the swimming pool. No single test, course, or even year of your study will get you there so you need to play the long game. You are trying to get a compounding effect over many years of study; pushing too hard risks burnout.

2. Skip Forward A Class If You Can.

This is not a contradiction to Commandment 1. In most programs, a lot of Arabic 2 is re-teaching Arabic 1. If you come in knowing the alphabet going in and a few basic expressions, try to skip the first class or semester. Being around people who are more advanced than you is a great way to up-level yourself. You will sponge their knowledge like a newborn baby and by the end of the class you’ll be on the same level.

3.  Don’t Try To Learn Arabic While You Work Full Time

For me, I know I have a golden hour every day, maybe two or three if I’m lucky when my brain can get good, high glucose work done. You will need to invest those hours into your Arabic practice to get anywhere. I remember pounding nescafes trying to get enough caffeine to stay awake through Arabic classes after my full time job was done. Needless to say I didn’t retain a lot of what I learned in those classes and didn’t have a lot of time to do  enough studying and unstructured reading. If you at all can, try to study full time.

4.  Study Abroad. In Bursts.

University programs are fine for learning grammar and vocab, but you really need to be living in the Arab world to even start to understand the nuances of how diglossia and dialects work. Despite the headlines, Egypt is a wonderful place to go and I’ve also heard great things about Yemen. I had some amazing experiences studying Arabic in Syria, but sadly that’s not an option now. But I found that once I’d been studying for about 6 or 8 weeks I would start to plateau and get bored, but the faster progress would return after I left for a while and came back. I’m not exactly sure why this is, but it happened to me several times, so I think there’s something there.

5.  Don’t Study MSA & Colloquial At Once.

This gets less important as you are more advanced, but during the first 2 years or so of study, when you are really trying to solidify the grammar in your mind it’s best to only focus on one or the other because the grammar, pronunciation, and vocabulary can be significantly different and you will get confused.

6.  Get A Private Tutor ASAP.

I’ve made some of my fastest progress working with a private tutor. If you are trying to learn fast, once you’ve got the basic grammar down its often the best use of your time and money to just get a private tutor and work with them 1-2 hours per day. This is often cheaper than taking university courses and you get much more value in terms of personal attention and matching the work to your needs. Plus you make friends with your tutor, get to go to their house, and typically get privy to a lot of cultural knowledge that you wouldn’t get in a classroom setting.

7. If You Are White, Don’t Wear A Galabiya.

In every Arabic course for foreigners, there is always one guy who thinks he will “blend in” by going down to the souk and getting a traditional Arabic man-gown to wear to class. This is a horrible idea on many levels – trust me.

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Don’t Be This Guy

Some More Resources

Hans Wehr Dictionary: The ultimate Arabic-English dictionary. It takes some getting used to because it’s organized by root rather than (all Arabic words are built around three-letter roots) so you will need to know how to find the roots in words before it is useful. But once you can use it, it’s incredibly comprehensive. As my Arabic professor in college used to say: “I never leave home with out Hans, unless I’m going to the airport.”

Al-Kitaab: The most widely-used college textbook for Modern Standard Arabic. It does a good job of breaking up the grammar into manageable chunks and relies more and more heavily on video lessons. The series has its haters but the bottom line is that if you are studying Arabic at the university level, you will almost certainly use this series at some point, so stop complaining and learn to love Maha.

Kalaam Gamiil: This is a course in Egyptian colloquial Arabic. I used an early edition of the series while living in Egypt from 2007-9. The companion videos are great.

Arabic Language Institute: Put on by the American University in Cairo, this is the first course I took in Arabic and I had a wonderful experience. Top notch faculty, interesting classmates, and good logistics to ease Arabic newbies into life in Cairo. I’m not sure if the classes are still taught in their downtown old campus or in their New Cairo (aka an hour straight out into the desert) campus that opened in 2008. If it’s at the new facility and you want live in central Cairo (which you should) you will probably be spending at least 2 hours a day on busses to get to campus. Fair warning.

Center for Arabic Study Abroad (CASA): This is the ninja-level program for US citizens who are already really good at Arabic. It’s a year of study, all on scholarship where you will be writing essays and reading novels in Arabic. I always wanted to do this program but was ready to move on from Egypt after living there for a while and never applied. This is pretty much the gold standard qualification for really advanced Arabic, for government, academia or other employment purposes.

Private Tutors: I’ve worked with some amazing tutors over the years. If you’re interested, contact me and I can put you in touch. Some do lessons over Skype so you can study remotely.

P.S. If you have any other good pieces of advice or questions about learning Arabic leave a comment and I’ll do my best to help.